Hi, Sorry it has been a while - very busy with all the christmas BBQ's last weekend, and me working late this week, haven't had a chance to update the blog. I've still got lots of photos I'd like to share from the camping trip - hopefully I'll find some time next week.
In the meantime, I've had time here at the office, so I'm attempted to produce a mildly amusing David Letterman style Top Ten Signs that you might be living in Australia!
Drum roll...
Top signs that you Might be living in Australia
10 - You can’t leave your house without your friendly neighbourhood sand fly hitching along for the ride
9 - “Shoes” are an optional item when going to the shops / pubs / clubs
8 - While driving, if you are anything more than 1 meter away from the car in front of you – your not a real driver
7 - You know enough to be are afraid of the Magpies – not the spiders or the snakes
6 - You know at least one good Kiwi Joke
5 -Its 25c outside, and you wonder.. do I need to bring my coat?
4 -The “Mullet” is perfectly reasonable hair style – business in the front, party in the back!
3 -The word ‘SNAG’ no longer makes you laugh!
2 - You think AC/DC are good
1 - RAIN is a good thing!
/drum roll
PS - Kiwi Joke below
A Kiwi walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on welfare, I'd really rather have a job."
The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says
"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The Kiwi says, "You're bull****ting me!"
The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".
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